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I hope you enjoy my music. If you
do, and if you're able to, I'd be grateful if you could drop
something in the guitar case. Nothing is required, anything is
appreciated.
To donate, just click on the guitar
case (this does NOT add anything to your Shopping Cart -- it's
a separate transaction from any purchases).
Thanks again! -- Tom
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NEW ALBUMS!
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Old FuMP Guy: Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 3
$9.00
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From girl-watching tech to really-low-end bionics, from comics plagiarism to the best/worst possible budgetary solution, and including the John Tech-As-A-MoFo cover of The Great Luke Ski's "Bacon". Also studio versions of "Cthulhu Fthagn", "307 Ale" and "Operation: Desert Storm"!
Track list coming soon!
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Ends and Odds
$8.00
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A whole bunch of convention recordings from the vintage of Who Let Him In Here? and Domino Death, mostly stuff Tom never does anymore. Products of their time that hold up surprisingly well, and a few puns guaranteed to strip the paint off the walls.
Alien Chain Gang / Anita Hill/ Australian Ramrod Trilogy / Brown and Quayle / The Cover of the Program Book / Dem Frank Hayes Blues / Duke's A Churl/ Generation Gap / Honeymoon Tonight / Iron Chef Improv / The Last Laugh / Making Buddha's Hard To Do / My Dinner With Lao Tze / PFMS / Jeopardy '91 / A Really Bad Pun / Scarlett / Sling And Thong / Tooned Within A Hare / Vampire Smurfs / The Witch In The Pumpkin Patch / Rowena / Barbie Doll / It's A PQR World
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NEW Live Shows!
There will be new live shows available for download on April 30, 2012. There will also, finally, be updated set lists for every show that doesn't have one. Thanks for your patience!
Albums
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NEW! Pre-Order TOMBOAT (includes Instant
Download of TomBoot) $10.00
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At WindyCon 2010, something incredible happened. On
Friday night, the house was rocked as it has never been rocked
before, as Tom took the stage with filk-rock band Toyboat (ably
assisted by Lizzie Crowe, Debbie Gates of Wild Mercy, and Amy
McNally). The resulting madness was one of the best moments of
our lives, and now we can share it with you!
We're still working on the final
mix and packaging of the main album (including, natch, the main
board audio)... but here's a little deal for you: Pre-order the
finished album download from Tom, and you'll not only get it as
soon as it's available, but you'll immediately get the audience
recording Tom made with his trusty Zoom H4, the rough but
energetic hour and a half that could only be called... TomBoot!
More importantly, this has a few songs which will not
make it to the final album, so here's your best chance to hear
'em!
Operation: Desert Storm / 500 Hats / Domino Death
/ Zombie Momma / I Want My Flying Car / This Island Earth /
Rocket Launcher / Gimme Shelter / Return of the King, Uh-Huh /
Dervish / Hellraiser / PQR / 307 Ale / Banned From Argo / Would
You Like To Play A Game? / Rocket Ride: False Start / Rocket
Ride
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Who Let Him In Here?
$8.00
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Tom's first tape, recorded at various cons
in 1990. Somehow, you knew he was going to be
trouble.
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Domino Death
$8.00
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The long-awaited follow-up to WHO LET HIM
IN HERE? is possibly even weirder. More carnage, more love
songs, more livestock. Additional vocals by Anne
Schneider.
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Plugged
$8.00
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Now
imagine Tom really wired. It's shticks, drums, and
rock 'n' roll, celebrating family and freedom, partying in the
Caribbean, invoking some Pretty Good Old Ones, waxing eloquent
on spam, predicting your future by voicemail, and cramming in
pun after pun after pun....
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Debasement Tapes
$8.00
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Warning:
There are no soaring, dramatic lyrics here, no plaintive
melodies, no heartstrings. It's a full hour of Tom at his most
insane (with help from The Smithtones [Anne Schneider and Karen
Foran] and a breathtaking amount of take-out BBQ). Recorded as
a house concert in 1999, some of these songs cannot be obtained
anywhere else. We're still trying to figure out if that's a
good thing.
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Live at GAFilk
$5.00
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The first
filk concert available for secure download! In this case, Tom's
GOH set at GAFilk 2001. Wonderfully recorded by Gerry Tyra,
lovingly re-engineered by Tom for clarity of both performance
and audience, we've got over 70 minutes of music and madness,
including:
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Badgers and Gophers and Squirrels, Oh My:
The 24-Hour Project
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The challenge: Write as many songs as he could
in twenty-four hours, based on suggestions from his friends and
fans. The final result: seventeen new songs! (Fourteen
of which were recorded over the following three days.) Reggae,
badgers, rock'n'roll, gophers, Mozart, squirrels, Klezmer,
space squids, and a whole lot more... all new, never heard
before! Now also includes the songs formerly in "Best of
ChiCon 2000"!
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And They Say I've Got Talent
$9.00
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Not only
featuring favorites like "The Illuminati Polka" and "A Dragon's
Lullaby", new madness like "Bullet Time" and "The Ballad of
Rupert", but also a multilevel marketing extravaganza:
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Homecoming: MarCon 2005
$5.00
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If you're
not sure where to start with Tom's music, this is it: his Guest
Of Honor concert at his 20th anniversary of attending MarCon in
Columbus, OH. Fantastic crowd, able assistance from The Great
Luke Ski, and award-winning American Sign Language from Judi
Miller (you can't see it on the album, of course, but you can
hear when she's about to bop Tom for some new verbal atrocity).
This is sixty-seven minutes of love, madness, and great
music.
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The Last Hero On Earth
$9.00
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Maxicron!
Amazing Gracie! Fenderbender! These and many other famous
heroes stick in the collective craw of the world's mad
scientists. Frustrated with their numerous individual defeats,
they've united under the diabolical leadership of Dr. Thaddeus
Mallevo and Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III to get rid of the
heroes forever with the terrible robot army known as The
Sinister Sixty, led by the Kill-O-Tron! Now, only one hero
wannabe -- the idealistic everyman who calls himself The Waffle
-- stands between the people of Earth and total
subjugation!
Pity he's just been zapped across the galaxy....
To hear the first four songs
of the album for free, click
here.
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Sins of Commission
$8.00
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One of
the coolest gifts you can get for someone is their very own
song. Tom's been writing gift songs for awhile now, and the big
trick has been to personalize them and make them good
songs that anyone can enjoy. Now you can judge the results for
yourself, with a full dozen tracks, as well as the slightly
remastered "A Dragon's Lullaby". Some silly, some sweet, many
romantic. Oh, and "The Very Secret Diary of Dark Wolf", which
is just plain goofy.
Come Be My Love Forever / Creatures of the Night / A
Dragon's Lullaby / Felis Draco / Kitsune and the Master of Zen
/ Mary Kelly (Radio Edit) / The Melody Is You / Old Time Movie
Romance / Piratical Love / Slow Dance / The Very Secret Diary
of Dark Wolf / Worth the Wait / Y.U.R.T. (Your Un-Resolved
[sexual] Tension)
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iTom 1.0: And So It Begins
$8.00
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Funny
thing -- you do a song a week for three months, and suddenly
you've got enough for a whole new album! The iTom songs
released during Aug.-Oct. 2006 are collected here in
high-quality 192 Kbps MP3s.
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iTom 2.0: Transitions
$9.00
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The
second iTom collection is complete! A crazed and eclectic mix
of brand-new songs, mostly on the subject of change and
transition -- from being awake to being asleep, from Republican
control of Congress to Democratic, from your S.O. leaving to
your self-image leaving, from how much you want to grow up to
how much you want to stay a child. Also included is a bonus
track, "An Ecclesiastes For Rose", that you can't get anywhere
else!
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iTom 3.0: True Love Waits
$9.00
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Love
permeates our existences, in more forms than we can easily
recognize. Still, count on Tom to find some of the more bizarre
ones. From fake Hallmark holidays to real religious movements,
from sex droids to sexual identity crises, from battlefield
passion to Renter's Rage, the third iTom collection has
thirteen tracks covering love, sex, and romance from a unique
point of view. Also included is a bonus track, "March of the
PenguiCon", written for the popular Michigan science fiction
convention and open-source expo.
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iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend
$9.00
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Before
science, people explained how the world works with myth -- the
sun was Apollo's chariot wheel, thunder was the dwarves
bowling, Dick Cheney was the offspring of a cockatrice and
Elmer Fudd, that sort of thing. Time marches on, but we still
have legends and superstitions and weird beliefs of all
stripes... and several of them got in Tom's face, or
vice-versa, in new and interesting ways. From warning labels to
Wikipedia, from sidekicks to space opera, and including
two zombie apocalypses (apocalypsi?), Tom once again
brings the weird, the wacky, and the occasionally poignant. The
bonus track is a rockin' cover of Leslie Fish's seminal space
anthem, "Hope Eyrie".
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Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 1
$9.00
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The Funny Music
Project is changing the face of comedy music -- and Tom's
the left nostril! This collection of all the songs written for
The FuMP in 2007 includes "EULA Dancing", "Ultimate Ultimate
Christmas", the viral hit "Cat Macros", "CYA" (with guest
appearances by most of The FuMP), a live performance of
"Spoiler Alert", and both the original version of "Tech Support
For Dad" and a live version featuring Tom's dad! Also
included is "Driving Through Ohio", previously only available
on the Earpicac fundraising CD for Con On The Cob. You
want The FuMP? You got The FuMP!
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Sins of Commission 2
$9.00
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Another
collection of songs written on commission, including romance,
fantasy, familial superheroics, gaming silliness, a tribute to
the late Jim Baen, a theme for the online journal Anthrozine...
and, at last, many of the songs Tom's written for some of
today's coolest and most popular web comics, including Kevin &
Kell, Accidental Centaurs, and Something Positive!
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More Than FuMP:
Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 2
$9.00
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Ready for
this? About half the songs on this album are specifically for
kids. ("Who The Fuck Is Matt" notwithstanding.) Truly, the Tom
are a-changin'. Anyhow. here are all of the songs Tom did for
The FuMP in 2008 and the first half of 2009, with a few
non-FuMP ditties along the way. As usual, nothing is safe --
zombies, pirates, ninjas, Dr. Horrible, Death Note,
research animals, bunnies, Jonathan Coulton, food, love itself.
And Watchmen. Don't forget Watchmen. Also,
"Stony Peak" and "I Had A Shoggoth" have been remixed from
their original FuMP releases, with even a new joke here and
there!
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Live Shows
Each of these is one or two very
large MP3s, from either conventions or house concerts. Apart from being
minimally processed for clarity, these are pretty much as recorded,
with all the shtick, banter, improv, and blown chords or lyrics
intact.
ConFusion
Troy, MI
Jan. 20, 2007
$2.99
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Good
crowd, local con, lotsa silly (with some sad), and the first
public performances of "Tech Support For Dad" and "Take Your
Hands Off the Bear".
I Want My Flying Car / Lumberin' Bunny /
Improv: Baby Ninja Mongols / Last Night I Had A Restroom Clean
/Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert / Blue Screen of Death /
Dead Potters / Dave / Storm Dancing / Walking Along The Beach /
Tech Support For Dad / I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Take Your
Hands Off The Bear
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House Concert
Louisville, KY
Jan. 27, 2007
$3.99
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Over two
hours. Many old favorites, many new songs, a few surprise
covers, improv songs, and the mystery of What Was That One Song
Tom Does?
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Oasis
Orlando, FL
May 26, 2007
$3.99
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Just under two hours of silliness, including the version of "Tech Support For Dad" guest-starring Tom's dad.
Track list coming soon!
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DucKon
Naperville, IL
June 9, 2007
$2.99
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Yet another eclectic set at the filk-friendly Chicagoland bash. Just under an hour.
Track list coming soon!
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GenCon
Indianapolis, IN
August 18, 2007
$1.99
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Fifty very fun, very loud minutes with a huge, enthusiastic crowd at the iconic gaming convention. Featuring The Great Luke Ski, dancing like one of those Asian cowboys in the video for John Michael Montgomery's "Sold".
Track list coming soon!
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FenCon
Dallas, TX
Sept. 22, 2007
$2.99
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Tom's
first appearance at the remarkably fun Dallas convention. Very
good crowd, with lots of fresh mea- er, people who hadn't heard
him before. ;)
Code Monkey / The Ballad of Rupert /
Illuminati Polka / Operation: Desert Storm / Spoiler Alert /
Tech Support For Dad / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert /
Honey-Glazed Ham / House At Cthulhu Corner / Blue Screen of
Death / Badger Pajamas / What If? / When I Was A Boy / Take
Your Hands Off the Bear
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GAFilk
Atlanta, GA
Jan. 12, 2008
$2.99
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Concom's
Choice concert. ASL signing by Judi Miller.
Intro by Brian Richardson / Improv: The
Man In the Moon Went Fishin' / Tech Support For Dad / Hey, It's
Can(n)on / Undead Happy Trees / Zombie Blues / Two Guys Kissin'
(Ruined My Life) / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / I Want To Be
Peter Lorre / Spoiler Alert / Dead Again / The Cthulhu Colada
Song / House On Cthulhu Corner / Return of the King, Uh Huh /
Take Your Hands Off the Bear / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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CapriCon
Chicago, IL
Feb. 15, 2008
$2.99
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Another
great crowd at a Chicago con. That happens a lot, actually.
Improv: Here At The Con / A Pirate
Christmas / Ultimate Ultimate Christmas / Kwizatz Haderach /
Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert / Blog Like It's the End of
the World / Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) / I Want To Be
Peter Lorre / Domino Death / Trans Poly U Fight Song / Take
Your Hands Off the Bear / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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MillenniCon
Cincinnati, OH
March 15, 2008
$2.99
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Almost an hour and a half of fun at one of Tom's "home" cons.
Track list coming soon!
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EschaCon
Philadelphia, PA
Mar. 29, 2008
$1.99
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Tom's gig
at the liberal blogging event of 2008. A few favorites, but on
the whole a rather different set. High energy, great crowd.
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PenguiCon
Troy, MI
April 19, 2008
$2.99
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A solid
hour of silly. Hot crowd, many of whom hadn't heard Tom's stuff
before. Listen for the literal physical collapse of the sound
man -- he made a very agreeable thump.
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WindyCon
Chicago, IL
Nov. 15, 2008
$2.99
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A full
hour and a half of Back In The Saddle Again! With special
appearance by The Great Luke Ski.
Redneck Ninjas / Zombie Pirates In Love
/ Giant Monster / Blog Like It's the End of the World / Smash
the Frickin' Fairies / Honey-Glazed Ham / Walking Along The
Beach / Everything Is Dangerous / I Had A Shoggoth / Domino
Death / Shiver My Timbers / Still A Nerd / Brand New Day / Dr.
Horrible / Bad Horse Chorus / I'm On Firefly / I Want To Be
Peter Lorre / Spoiler Alert / Dervish / House On Cthulhu Corner
/ Alternate Universe Lost & Found /307 Ale / Rocket
Ride
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What The Hell Con
Greensboro, NC
Feb. 6, 2009
$3.99
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An
intimate con on a small college campus with a big ol'
auditorium and an enthusiastic audience, many of whom hadn't
heard Tom before. Over 1-1/2 hours.
Improv: Welcome / Hey, It's Can(n)on /
Illuminati Polka / Pygmalion 2.0, SP1 / Happy Conception Day /
Kwizatz Haderach / Trans Poly U Fight Song / Blog Like It's the
End of the World / Telly Taley Heart / Improv: Ben the Artist /
Improv: Jerry / Redneck Ninjas / Stony Peak / Great Idea For A
Song / "Kidnapped By Pirates" Is Good / Talk Like A Pirate Day
/ A Boy And His Frog / The Rainbow Connection / Dervish / Take
Your Hands Off the Bear / I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Spoiler
Alert / Aloha / Seven Drunken Nights In Space / Dead Again /
Commercial / The Here and Now
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CapriCon
Chicago, IL
Feb. 20, 2009
$1.99
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A shorter
set in the Cabaret. Includes a new shaggy dog for "Spoiler
Alert".
Trans Poly U Fight Song / Illuminati
Polka /Pygmalion 2.0, SP1 / Dead Again / Spoiler Alert /
Dervish / The Here and Now / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale /
Rocket Ride
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DucKon
Chicago, IL
June 13, 2009
$2.99
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Jan
DiMasi, the filk goddess of DucKon, likes eclectic. Eclectic it
is.
Cruisin' For Chicks On Google Maps /
Intro / Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) / Happy Conception
Day / Pygmalion 2.0, SP1 / Everything Is Dangerous / Garlic Is
For Lovers / Contessa / Storm Dancing / Undead Happy Trees /
Take Your Hands Off the Bear / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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LibertyCon
Chattanooga, TN
July 10, 2009
$2.99
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Another
excellent Southern con, with a fine crowd. This is the Friday
night set, just over 1-1/4 hours.
Blue Screen Of Death / Hamster Brain /
Improv: Nailing Jiminy / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / Redneck
Ninjas / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert / Kwizatz Haderach
/ The Cthulhu Colada Song / Honey-Glazed Ham / Two Guys Kissin'
(Ruined My Life) / 500 Hats / I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Warner
Bros.' Lord Of The Rings / Operation: Desert Storm / Spoiler
Alert / Divine Irregularity / House On Cthulhu Corner / Dead
Potters / Badger Pajamas / Gamera / When I Was A Boy / The
Ballad of Fenton / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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LibertyCon
Chattanooga, TN
July 11, 2009
$2.99
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Another
excellent Southern con, with a fine crowd (and a repeat, by
request, of "When I Was A Boy"). This is the Saturday afternoon
set, just about an hour.
Illuminati Polka / Talk Like A Pirate
Day / Destroyer Of Worlds / Zombie Pirates In Love / When I Was
A Boy / Cthulhu Lite FM / Tech Support For Dad / Return of the
King, Uh Huh / Zombie Blues / I Had A Shoggoth / Dervish / The
Here and Now
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LibertyCon
Chattanooga, TN
July 10 and 11, 2009
$4.99
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Both
LibertyCon sets at a special price.
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WindyCon
Lombard, IL
November 13, 2009
$2.99
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Okay,
this one is just unbelievable. The Friday night set, about
1-1/2 hours, had a large and enthusiastic crowd, lots of silly
banter, and able assistance on "PQR" from Eric Coleman and
Jason Neerenberg of Toyboat on the drums and bass,
respectively. Eric also joins in for "Rocket Ride" and "Trans
Poly U. Fight Song", and Amy McNally brings her incredible
violin work to "Dervish".
Improv: Sound Check / I Want To Be Peter
Lorre / Hamster Brain / The Worst Job There Is / Hyperspace
Cryogenic Insomnia Blues / Hey, It's Can(n)on / Two Guys
Kissin' (Ruined My Life) / PQR / Zombie Blues / Domino Death /
Storm Dancing / Dervish / Rich Fantasy Lives / Trans Poly U.
Fight Song / Mechanicsburg Tourism Song / Dead Potters / Badger
Pajamas / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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WindyCon
Lombard, IL
November 14, 2009
$2.99
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The
Masquerade set, seventy-five minutes of silly with lots of
fresh mea- er, people who hadn't heard Tom before, and a Very
Special Version of "I Had A Shoggoth" (no lyrics sheet to lean
on).
Spoiler Alert / I'm On Firefly / The
Ballad of Fenton / The 12 Days of Star Wars / Operation: Desert
Storm / When I Was A Boy / 500 Hats / Seven Drunken Nights In
Space / Telly Taley Heart / Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) /
Hey, It's Can(n)on / I Had A Shoggoth / Take Your Hands Off The
Bear / Talk Like A Pirate Day / Rocket Ride
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WindyCon
Lombard, IL
November 13 and 14, 2009
$4.99
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Both
WindyCon 2009 sets at a special price.
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MarsCon
Williamsburg, VA
January 15, 2010
$2.99
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The sets
at MarsCon in Williamsburg, VA were intimate and fun, with lots
of audience interaction. The first one, from Friday night, is
just over an hour.
Tech Support for Dad / Hamster Brain /
Honey-Glazed Ham / The Cthulhu Colada Song / Crystal Gayle
Killed Frank Herbert / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / I Want To
Be Peter Lorre / Return of the King, Uh Huh / The Ballad of
Fenton / Seven Drunken Nights In Space / The Wild West Show /
I'm On Firefly / Spoiler Alert / When I Was A Boy / 307 Ale /
Rocket Ride
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MarsCon
Williamsburg, VA
January 17, 2010
$2.99
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Another
intimate set -- over an hour and twenty minutes -- with a nice,
chatty audience, and just enough people who hadn't been there
the previous night that Tom repeated a few songs.
Illuminati Polka / Crystal Gayle Killed
Frank Herbert / Redbone Sings G&S / Tech Support For Dad /
Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues / Honey-Glazed Ham /
Kwizatz Haderach / Everything Is Dangerous / When I Was A Boy /
Pavarotti Sings KISS / Blue Screen of Death / Making Buddha's
Hard To Do /Hey, It's Can(n)on / Talk Like A Pirate Day / Smash
the Frickin' Fairies / Cruisin' For Chicks On Google Maps /
Redneck Ninjas / Badger Pajama / Two Guys Kissin' (Ruined My
Life) / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale / Rocket Ride
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MarsCon
Williamsburg, VA
January 15-17, 2010
$4.99
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Both
MarsCon 2010 sets at a special price.
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ConFusion
Troy, MI
January 23, 2010
$1.99
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Home
court advantage! Over fifty minutes of silly with the local
crew in S.E. Michigan.
Improv: The Disclaimer Song Etc. /
Zombie Pirates In Love / Jim Croce Sings Iron Butterfly / Two
Guys Kissin' (Ruined My Life) / Honey-Glazed Ham / Hyperspace
Cryogenic Insomnia Blues / Hamster Brain / Alien Adventures /
Operation: Desert Storm / Pavarotti Sings KISS / Seven Drunken
Nights In Space / Badger Pajama / The Cthulhu Colada Song / I
Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale
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ConFlikt
Seattle, WA
January 30, 2010
$2.99
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Tom
doesn't get to the Pacific Northwest very often, and this time
was really worth the wait. A fantastic hot crowd carries a
dying throat through almost two hours of silly, serious, and
everything in between, complete with a fake encore!
Smash the Frickin' Fairies / Illuminati
Polka / Tech Support For Dad / Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia
Blues / Blue Screen of Death / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank
Herbert / Honey-Glazed Ham / Redneck Ninjas / Hey, It's
Can(n)on / Dead Potters / Everything Is Dangerous / I Want To
Be Peter Lorre / Spoiler Alert / The Ballad of Fenton / I'm On
Firefly / Dervish / 500 Hats / Badger Pajama / What If? / Talk
Like A Pirate Day / I Had A Shoggoth / The Here and Now / 307
Ale / Rocket Ride
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What The Hell?! Con
Greensboro, NC
February 5, 2010
$1.99
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Tom zips
back down to the welcoming arms of Guilford College in
Greensboro, NC for another fantastic weekend with the small but
amazingly cool crowd at What The Hell?! Con. Great crowd, and a
lotta reverb in that hall. Unfortunately, the batteries died on
the recorder, and the last ten minutes were lost -- but they
were "307 Ale" and "Rocket Ride", so you've probably got them.
;)
Hey, It's Can(n)on / Two Guys Kissin'
(Ruined My Life) / Hanster Brain / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank
Herbert / Redbone Sings G&S and Lehrer / Pavarotti Sings
KISS / Denver Does Elvis / Honey-Glazed Ham / Tech Support For
Dad / Smurfin' Safari / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / Domino
Death / The Cthulhu Colada Song / I Want To Be Peter Lorre /
Return of the King, Uh Huh / The Ballad of Fenton / WB's Lord
Of The Rings (excerpt) / Operation: Desert Storm / Badger
Pajama / House On Cthulhu Corner
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What The Hell?! Con
Greensboro, NC
February 6, 2010
$2.99
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An even
bigger and better crowd for Saturday night, with the best crowd
reaction to "The Wild West Show" ever.
Improv: Lecture Announcement / A Pirate
Christmas / Everything Is Dangerous / Alternate Universe Lost
& Found / Stony Peak (excerpt) / The Ballad of Rupert /
Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues / Oh, Joy! Raptor / Brundle
Love / Telly Taley Heart / I'm On Firefly / Spoiler Alert / PQR
/ The Wild West Show / Seven Drunken Nights In Space / Redneck
Ninjas / Dervish / Take Your Hands Off The Bear / I Had A
Shoggoth / When I Was A Boy / A Boy And His Frog / The Rainbow
Connection Improv: Shiny Red
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What The Hell?! Con
Greensboro, NC
February 5 and 6, 2010
NEW! $3.99
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Both What
The Hell?! Con 2010 sets at a special price.
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CapriCon
Chicago, IL
Feb. 13, 2010
$2.99
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Almost an
hour and a half in the Cabaret, with an excellent crowd and so
much shtick it's labeled below.
Improv: Mike Check and Don't It Make /
Exclusive! Extended Banter / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / Tom
On Tour / Illuminati Polka / I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Spoiler
Alert / Hamster Brain / Improv: Woke Up This Mornin' / Irprov:
Eric Coleman Woke Up This Mornin' / The Ballad of Fenton /
Death Sheep and Merch / Domino Death / The 12 Days of Star Wars
/ Hey, It's Can(n)on / Dead Potters / I'm On Firefly / For
Certain Values Of Local / Turnpikes / Operation: Desert Storm /
Tech Support For Dad / The Cthulhu Colada Song / O Yog Sothoth
/ Worship Cthulhu / 24 Hour Comics Day / Badger Pajama / I Had
A Shoggoth / 307 Ale / Talk Like A Pirate Day / Rocket
Ride
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DemiCon
Columbus, OH
May 15, 2010
$2.99
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Eric Coleman coerces Tom out into the Wide Open Spaces for one of those definitive sets he plays whenever he's somewhere he's never been before. All your faves, and of course a few surprises.
Track list coming soon!
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AnthroCon
Pittsburgh, PA
June 24, 2010
$2.99
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80+
minutes of silly times at the premier Eastern-Midwest furry
con. A more intimate crowd than usual.
Improv: Drawing A Lion By Heck / The
Cthulhu Colada Song / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / *Smurf
Smackers / Divine Irregularity / Honey-Glazed Ham / *Singing
For The Dorsai / Domino Death / Spoiler Alert / *24 Hour Comics
Day / What If? / Badger Pajama / *But I Want To Direct / The
Ballad of Fenton / Tech Support For Dad / *Sleeping To
Classical / I'm On Firefly / Blue Screen of Death / *First Trip
To Chicago / Trans Poly U Fight Song / Rich Fantasy Lives /
Seven Drunken Nights In Space / *FIAWOL / Hey, It's Can(n)on /
*The Slashfic Flows Free / Two Guys Kissin' Ruined My Life /
307 Ale / *My Boss / Rocket Ride
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Maker Faire Detroit
Dearborn, MI
July 24, 2010
$1.99
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45
minutes of open-air insanity -- songs you've all heard before,
but this time Tom was doing 'em at the Henry Ford Museum as
part of Maker Faire Detroit! One big honkin' MP3.
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NASFiC
Raleigh, NC
Aug. 7, 2010
$1.99
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Almost an
hour's worth of extreme silly at this year's NASFiC.
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NASFiC
Raleigh, NC
Aug. 8, 2010
$2.99
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More at
this year's NASFiC, about an hour and twenty minutes. Includes
"A Boy And His Frog".
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Pi-Con
Enfield, CT
Aug. 20, 2010
$2.99
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Almost an
hour and a half with a brand new crowd, some of whom did the
right counterpoints on "House At Cthulhu Corner" -- it's
pretty! No, really!
Improv: I Can Play My Guitar and Sound
Check / *Let's Get Ready To Rhumba / Smash the Frickin' Fairies
/ Hamster Brain / *On Hold With Domino's / Honey-Glazed Ham / I
Want To Be Peter Lorre / Spoiler Alert / *You're My Project /
Pavarotti Does KISS / I'm On Firefly / *Want Some 307 Ale? /
The Cthulhu Colada Song / *Which Large-Breasted Neo-Blond Is In
Trouble? / The Ballad of Fenton / *The Magic Stack of Paper /
Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island / Badger Pajama / Alternate
Universe Lost & Found / 500 Hats / Take Your Hands Off The
Bear / House On Cthulhu Corner / 12 Days of Star Wars / Bad
Horse Death Note / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale / *Gesundheit /
Rocket Ride
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 3, 2010
$2.99
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The first
of several lively concerts at this year's Dragon*Con.
Improv: Sound Check / Smash the Frickin'
Fairies / Fat Ol' Hippie / Leon Gaga / *The Law Of 5-2-1 /
Hamster Brain / The Illuminati Polka / *Rowdy / Honey-Glazed
Ham / *A Problem With Cute & The Van Story / Operation:
Desert Storm / Pavarotti Sings KISS / *Banquet / Tech Support
For Dad / *Tech Support For Mom / Spoiler Alert / The Ballad of
Fenton / PQR / *Silly Kids Songs / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale /
*The Commercial Portion Of Our Show / Rocket Ride 04:20
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 4, 2010
$2.99
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The
second of Tom's concerts at DragonCon 2010.
Track List coming soon!
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 5, 2010
$2.99
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The third
major concert Tom had at this year's DragonCon.
Track List coming soon!
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ConClave
Romulus, MI
Oct. 9, 2010
$2.99
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Tom's
afternoon concert at one of his home cons -- and this time, his
sister's family finally gets to see what all the shouting is
about. Tom hopes to get back on the Christmas Card list
soon.
*Family and Friends / Smash the Frickin'
Fairies / 500 Hats / Improv: Denard Robinson / Tech Support For
Dad / Improv: Rhymes For The Kids / Hamster Brain / I Want To
Be Peter Lorre / The Ballad of Fenton / *Con Stuff / The Mickey
Mouse Club Theme / Spoiler Alert / Hyperspace Cryogenic
Insomniac Blues / *The Van Story / Operation: Desert Storm /
*The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year / A Pirate Christmas /
*Controlling the Audience / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale / *Con
Stuff Redux / Rocket Ride
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House Concert
Dayton, OH
Oct. 16, 2010
NEW! $2.99
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A
surprise party, complete with gift song, for a wonderful fellow
named Grafton. Lots of banter, much silliness. A .zip of two
files, totalling well over an hour.
Track List coming soon!
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House Concert
Dayton, OH
Dec. 11, 2010
$3.99
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A
different "house" concert in Dayton, the second annual one held
at the Ronald McDonald House. Good friends, silly songs, Toys
For Tots. A .zip of two files, totalling over two hours!
Track List coming soon!
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MarsCon
Williamsburg, VA
January 16, 2011
$2.99
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So much fun was had in 2010 that Tom eagerly accepted MarsCon's invitation to return. The farewell show on Sunday afternoon, just before saying goodbye (and going for a last hit of barbecue).
Track list coming soon!
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MillenniCon
Cincinnati, OH
March 19, 2011
$3.99
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Over two hours of hanging with friends and being silly, including both Tom's afternoon GOH concert and his turn at the Masquerade. Featuring the new MillenniCon theme song, "Keepers of the Millennium".
Track list coming soon!
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PenguiCon
Troy, MI
April 30, 2011
$2.99
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A relaxed and silly set with Tom and a bunch of his friends. Also featuring his mini-set at the Masquerade.
Track list coming soon!
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World Steam Expo
Dearborn, MI
May 28-30, 2011
$3.99
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Costumes! Manners! SCIENCE! And they had no idea what they were in for when The World's Fastest Filker invaded. Two sets, mostly different, with lots of sill and some obscure stuff.
Bugs & Daffy* / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / What Have You Got On Your Back, Suh? / We Got Chairs Up Here* / Tech Support For Dad / Been There, Done That* / Honey Glazed Ham / 500 Hats / The Cthulhu Colada Song / Makin' Buddha's Hard To Do / What's At The Movies?* / I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Hey, It's Can(n)on / Later This Weekend* / Trans Poly U. Fight Song / Spoiler Alert / Twelve Days of Star Wars / I Have A Plan* / The Ballad of Fenton / What To Sing?* / I Had A Shoggoth / 307 Ale / Commercial* / Rocket RideTrans Poly U. Fight Song / Illuminati Polka / Wake Up* / I'm On Firefly / Rich Fantasy Lives / Steampunk: All About Politeness* / Smash the Frickin' Fairies / Return of the King, Uh Huh / The Wizard of Oz In Concert* / Oh, Joy! Raptor / Politics* / Seven Drunken Nights In Space / Our Sherpas Have Abandoned Us* / PQR / A Boy And His Frog / The Rainbow Connection / When I Was A Boy / Domino Death / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert / Dead Potters / 24 Hour Comics Day* / Badger Pajama / 307 Ale / Thanks Again* / Rocket Ride
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Contata
Parsippany, NJ
July 2, 2011
$2.99
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An incredibly silly set at the Floating East Coast Filk Con. See if you can identify friends and family by their shout-outs in the audience. :)
Track list coming soon!
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Ba-Con
Columbus, OH
July 9-10, 2011
$3.99
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Two completely different sets, except for laughs and silly and Judi Miller doing the signing. Almost two hours of music. Including the John Denver As A Mofo version of The Great Luke Ski's "Bacon"!
Track list coming soon!
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ConText
Columbus, OH
Aug. 27, 2011
$2.99
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Yet another small yet excellent crowd at one of Ohio's premier literary cons.
Track List Coming Soon!
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 2, 2011
$2.99
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Three very different sets at The Big One, available individually or together at a special price. Friday night's set featured an incredible crowd, huge and boisterous... and an equally huge and boisterous panel nextdoor, who either loved Tom right through the wall or were too caffeinated to be believed.
Track list coming soon!
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 3, 2011
$2.99
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Three very different sets at The Big One, available individually or together at a special price. Saturday's show was very deliberately different from Friday's, although just as silly.
Track list coming soon!
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 4, 2011
$2.99
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Three very different sets at The Big One, available individually or together at a special price. Tom caught the con crud on Sunday, but still managed to get through a wild and crazy set, including a new version of "Drunken Sailer" specifically for Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Track list coming soon!
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Dragon*Con
Atlanta, GA
Sept. 2-4, 2011
$6.99
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Three very different sets at The Big One, available individually or together at a special price.
Track list coming soon!
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Sounds Familiar -- 99˘ each
Back in Cretaceous days, Tom
released two cassette tapes, Who Let Him In Here? and Domino Death
(which you can download in digital form near the top of this page). Thing
is, he's always had these studio versions of his songs in the back of
his head. Well, finally, he found the little hatch at the base of his
neck, opened it up, and is working those songs out one by one. New
arrangements, new vocals, and maybe even some new jokes!
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Talk Like A Pirate Day
99˘ FREE!
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ARRR! The
official chanty fer Talk Like A Pirate Day, approved by Cap'n
Slappy an' Ol' Chumbucket themselves. Perfect fer drivin' the
whole blamed office crazy! This is the
full studio version, an' on top o' that ye can get two
raucous live versions -- th'
one from PenguiCon 2004 with special guests Steve
Jackson and The Great Luke Ski, and th'
one from CapriCon 2008, with the ultimate special guests,
Cap'n Slappy an' Ol Chumbucket! And all free, free, gloriously
free!
AVAST, ye swab! This chanty be on Cap'n Smitty's album
And They Say I've Got Talent, so
if ye like this ye might want t' buy that. If'n yer feelin'
generous, that is. Always warms the cockles of me piratical
heart.
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