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NEW! The Last
Hero On Earth
(CD) - $17.00
Maxicron! Amazing Gracie! Fenderbender!
These and many other famous heroes stick in the collective craw
of the world's mad scientists, who, frustrated with their numerous
individual defeats, have united under the diabolical leadership
of Dr. Thaddeus Mallevo and Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III to
get rid of the heroes forever with the terrible robot army known
as The Sinister Sixty, led by the Kill-O-Tron! Now, only one hero
wannabe -- the idealistic everyman who calls himself The Waffle
-- stands between the people of Earth and total subjugation!
Pity he's just been zapped across the
galaxy....
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Inspired by 24
Hour Comics Day and a whole bunch of suggestions on his LiveJournal,
Tom Smith's newest album was written in one day. (Okay, he fudged
a bit -- some of the shtick, and an extra verse here and there, were written
later.) With a plot, no less. Action, comedy, drama, romance, sound effects,
alien hotties, ludicrous exposition, angst-filled killer robots, pirate
ninjas with dinosaurs, dimensional gateways, croquet tournaments, and
a gorgeous cover by Diana
Harlan Stein -- this one's got it all!
To hear the first four songs of the album for
free, click
here.
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And They Say I've
Got Talent
(CD) - $17.00 |
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Tom's first new
CD in over five years. Favorites like "The Illuminati Polka"
and "A Dragon's Lullaby", new madness like "Bullet Time" and
"The Ballad of Rupert", and a multilevel marketing extravaganza
featuring "Rock Me Amidala" from the independent
film Saving
Star Wars, the Transylvania Polygnostic University
Fight Song from the comic book Girl
Genius, a song co-written with Rob Balder (Partially
Clips), and the official chanty for Talk
Like A Pirate Day!
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Tom Smith and
his Digital Acoustic Compilation
(CD) - $17.00
TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK (but you can order it from
CD
Baby) |
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Newly remixed!
Choice cuts from WHO LET HIM IN HERE? and DOMINO DEATH, committed
to CD at last, with a few unreleased live tracks and two new
recordings of PQR and Hellraiser.
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Debasement Tapes
(CD) - $17.00 |
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Fair Warning: There are no soaring,
dramatic lyrics here, no plaintive melodies, no heartstrings.
It's a full hour of Tom at his most insane, doing all the
songs you've been asking for (with help from The Smithtones
[Anne Schneider and Karen Foran] and a breathtaking amount
of take-out BBQ).
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Plugged (CD) -
$17.00 |
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Now imagine Tom really wired.
It's shticks, drums, and rock 'n' roll as Tom celebrates family
and freedom, parties in the Caribbean, invokes some Pretty
Good Old Ones, and crams more puns into a song than anyone
alive. Also included: The Superman Sex Life Boogie, done up
for a proper jazz combo!
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Domino Death (cassette)
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The long-awaited follow-up to
WHO LET HIM IN HERE? is possibly even weirder. More carnage,
more love songs, more livestock.
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Who Let Him In
Here? (cassette) - $12.00 |
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Tom's first tape, recorded at
various cons in 1990. Somehow, you knew he was going to be
trouble.
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