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NEW! The Last Hero On Earth
(CD) - $18.00

Maxicron! Amazing Gracie! Fenderbender! These and many other famous heroes stick in the collective craw of the world's mad scientists, who, frustrated with their numerous individual defeats, have united under the diabolical leadership of Dr. Thaddeus Mallevo and Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III to get rid of the heroes forever with the terrible robot army known as The Sinister Sixty, led by the Kill-O-Tron! Now, only one hero wannabe -- the idealistic everyman who calls himself The Waffle -- stands between the people of Earth and total subjugation!

Pity he's just been zapped across the galaxy....


Inspired by 24 Hour Comics Day and a whole bunch of suggestions on his LiveJournal, Tom Smith's newest album was written in one day. (Okay, he fudged a bit -- some of the shtick, and an extra verse here and there, were written later.) With a plot, no less. Action, comedy, drama, romance, sound effects, alien hotties, ludicrous exposition, angst-filled killer robots, pirate ninjas with dinosaurs, dimensional gateways, croquet tournaments, and a gorgeous cover by Diana Harlan Stein -- this one's got it all!

To hear the first four songs of the album for free, click here.


And They Say I've Got Talent
(CD) - $18.00

Tom's first new CD in over five years. Favorites like "The Illuminati Polka" and "A Dragon's Lullaby", new madness like "Bullet Time" and "The Ballad of Rupert", and a multilevel marketing extravaganza featuring "Rock Me Amidala" from the independent film Saving Star Wars, the Transylvania Polygnostic University Fight Song from the comic book Girl Genius, a song co-written with Rob Balder (Partially Clips), and the official chanty for Talk Like A Pirate Day!
And They Say I've Got Talent / Howie's Norvegian Bluess / Happy Conception Day / Trans Poly U Fight Song / The Illuminati Polka / Dark Country / The Ballad of Rupert / Bullet Time / The Great Moonwolf Trap / A Dragon's Lullaby / Rock Me Amidala / Talk Like A Pirate Day / Rich Fantasy Lives

Tom Smith and his Digital Acoustic Compilation
(CD) - $17.00
TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK (but you can order it from
CD Baby)

Newly remixed! Choice cuts from WHO LET HIM IN HERE? and DOMINO DEATH, committed to CD at last, with a few unreleased live tracks and two new recordings of PQR and Hellraiser.
(I Want To Be) Peter Lorre / Temperature Of Revenge / Hellraiser (rerecorded for this album) / Starlight & Saxophone / A Boy And His Frog / Return Of The King, Uh-Huh / Mand(e)la (previously unreleased live version) / Operation: Desert Storm / Walking Along The Beach... / PQR (You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet)  (rerecorded for this album) / Domino Death / Storm Dancing / 307 Ale / My Unicorn Song / Heat Of The Blood / Rocket Ride (previously unreleased live version)

Debasement Tapes (CD) - $17.00

Fair Warning: There are no soaring, dramatic lyrics here, no plaintive melodies, no heartstrings. It's a full hour of Tom at his most insane, doing all the songs you've been asking for (with help from The Smithtones [Anne Schneider and Karen Foran] and a breathtaking amount of take-out BBQ).
Five Years / Denver Does Elvis / Callisto / Alien Adventures / Honey Glazed Ham / (Min)Barette / Be Our GOH / Seven Drunken Nights In Space / ConValescence / Sonuva / Filk In The Blanks / Instant Clinton / Barenaked Cockburn / On The PC / PC 99 / Dammit, They're Felt And Legumes / DS8 / Time Plot / Telly Taley Heart / 500 Hats / Smurfin' Safari

Plugged (CD) - $17.00

Now imagine Tom really wired. It's shticks, drums, and rock 'n' roll as Tom celebrates family and freedom, parties in the Caribbean, invokes some Pretty Good Old Ones, and crams more puns into a song than anyone alive. Also included: The Superman Sex Life Boogie, done up for a proper jazz combo!
Mand(e)la / Bermuda Triangle / On-Line Religion / Spam Spam Spam / Superman Sex Life Boogie / Garboo / Rocket Ride / Psychic Voicemail Hotline / Cthulhu Lite FM / Tom Smith Disease / Falling Free

Domino Death (cassette) - $12.00

The long-awaited follow-up to WHO LET HIM IN HERE? is possibly even weirder. More carnage, more love songs, more livestock.
Domino Death / Temperature of Revenge / Starlight & Saxophone / Divine Irregularity / The Really Sick Note / Ho! for the Death of Time / Sheep Marketing Ploy / I Wish I Couldn't Read Her Mind / Storm Dancing / Operation: Desert Storm / Heat of the Blood

Who Let Him In Here? (cassette) - $12.00

Tom's first tape, recorded at various cons in 1990. Somehow, you knew he was going to be trouble.
I Want To Be Peter Lorre / Curmudgeon's Son / Hellraiser / Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert / 307 Ale / Rotten Robin / A Boy And His Frog / Return Of The King, Un-Huh / Serial Killer / Walking Along The Beach... / The Worst Job There Is / Superman Sex Life Boogie / My Unicorn Song / PQR (You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet)

"Saving Star Wars"
DVD - $22.99 TEMPORARILY OUT OF STOCK (but you can order it from savingstarwars.com)

   
 
Saving Star Wars (featuring "Rock Me Amidala") is now available on DVD. This touching, hilarious film belongs in every Star Wars fan's collection. The jam-packed DVD includes the feature-length film, trailers, deleted scenes, outtakes, music tracks and more. Get one for every Star Wars fan you know!
 
       

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