Free Stuff
MP3s
Audio files for to bring you
smiles! To download right-click (Mac users ctrl-click) on the name of
the song and select "Save as..." (or "Save Link As...",
or whatever your browser equivalent is). Please note that a few of the NEW! songs have actually been up for awhile, but the links have not been centralized on this page before now.
- The
first four songs from The Last Hero On Earth
(libretto)
- 500 Hats (from Debasement Tapes) (lyrics)
- A
Boy And His Frog (live, from Who Let him In
Here?) (lyrics)
- A
Pirate Christmas (from iTom 2.0)
- Bad Horse Death Note (summarizing the basic plot to the anime/manga Death Note, to the tune of "Bad Horse Chorus" from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog)
- Badgers and Gophers and Squirrels Oh My: A 24-Hour Project (that's right, the whole album)
- Barbie Doll (from Sounds Familiar) (lyrics)
- Bonus
Track from Dragon*Con 2004 CD-R Edition of And
They Say I've Got Talent
- Callisto
(live, from Debasement Tapes) (lyrics)
- The Chef They Call Jayne
- Close
Your Eyes (Fantastically Wrong Remix) (Seanan
McGuire's parody of "Rich Fantasy Lives" to the theme
of Daniel Glasser's twisted lullaby "Close
Your Eyes")
- Creatures
of the Night (from Sins of Commission)
- Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert (from Sounds Familiar)
- Cthulhu Fthagn, with The Great Luke Ski (recorded live at ConFusion 2003)
- Dave
(from iTom 2.0)
- Don't Gotta Be A Big Star (from iTom 4.0)
- Enterprising Man (from the animated video Babylon Park: Grudgematch)
- Five
Years (live, from Homecoming: MarCon 2005)
(lyrics)
- Hey
Frickin Nonny (lyrics)
- Hey,
It's Can(non) (from iTom 1.0)
- Hope
Eyrie (written by Leslie Fish, rights assigned to Random Factors,
used with permission)
- I
Fought The Troll (lyrics)
- I Had A Shoggoth (from The FuMP)
- I'm
On Firefly (from iTom 4.0)
- I.R.A.Q.
(lyrics)
- Mechanicsburg
Tourism Song (from iTom 3.0)
- O
Holey Knight (lyrics)
- O
Yog Sothoth (lyrics)
- The
O'Reilly Dance (lyrics)
- Rich
Fantasy Lives (2006 Pegasus Nomination Edition), w/Rob Balder (lyrics)
- Santorumography,
or Cornyn Squeezin's (lyrics)
- Sheep Marketing Ploy (The Ballad of Fenton) (from Sounds Familiar)
- Steve
Jackson's Amadeus (go here
for an explanation)
- Superman Sex Life Boogie (from Plugged) (lyrics)
- Stony Peak (from The FuMP)
- Talk
Like A Pirate Day (from And They Say I've Got
Talent) (lyrics)
- Talk
Like A Pirate Day (recorded live at PenguiCon 2004, w/special guests
Steve Jackson and Luke Ski) (lyrics)
- Talk Like A Pirate Day (recorded live at CapriCon 2008, w/special guests The Pirate Guys)
- Tech Support For Dad, w/special guest... my dad, Tom Smith (from Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 1)
- The
Thing In The Crib (text)
- Theme
from Boy Genius
- Trans
Poly U Fight Song (from And They Say I've Got
Talent) (lyrics)
- Twelve Days of Star Wars
- Waking
Up Jedi (from iTom 4.0)
- Werewolf
at Guantanamo Bay (an improv from ConSonance 2002)
- What Would Fenton Do?
- Who The Fuck Is Matt? (a parody of "Where The Hell Is Bill?" by Camper Van Beethoven, about an extremely minor [and yet inexplicably popular] character in the manga & anime Death Note)
- Will
The Lying Moron (lyrics)
- Worth
the Wait (from Sins of Commission)
- Zombie Blues
- A "Moldy Oldie": Domino
Death (lyrics)
- A "Moldy Oldie": Starlight
and Saxophone (lyrics)
- A "Moldy Oldie":
Wish I Couldn't Read Her Mind (lyrics)
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