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Audio files for to bring you smiles! To download right-click (Mac users ctrl-click) on the name of the song and select "Save as..." (or "Save Link As...", or whatever your browser equivalent is).

• Subscribe to the RSS feed for iTom and get a new song every week
• The first four songs from The Last Hero On Earth (libretto)
• A Boy And His Frog (live, from Who Let him In Here?) (lyrics)
• A Pirate Christmas (from iTom 2.0)
• Bonus Track from Dragon*Con 2004 CD-R Edition of And They Say I've Got Talent
• Callisto (live, from Debasement Tapes) (lyrics)
• Close Your Eyes (Fantastically Wrong Remix) (Seanan McGuire's parody of "Rich Fantasy Lives" to the theme of Daniel Glasser's twisted lullaby "Close Your Eyes")
• Creatures of the Night (from Sins of Commission)
• Dave (from iTom 2.0)
• Five Years (live, from Homecoming: MarCon 2005) (lyrics)
• Hey Frickin Nonny (lyrics)
• Hey, It's Can(non) (from iTom 1.0)
• Hope Eyrie (written by Leslie Fish, rights assigned to Random Factors, used with permission)
• I Fought The Troll (lyrics)
• I'm On Firefly (from iTom 4.0)
• I.R.A.Q. (lyrics)
• Mechanicsburg Tourism Song (from iTom 3.0)
• O Holey Knight (lyrics)
• O Yog Sothoth (lyrics)
• The O'Reilly Dance (lyrics)
• Rich Fantasy Lives (2006 Pegasus Nomination Edition), w/Rob Balder (lyrics)
• Santorumography, or Cornyn Squeezin's (lyrics)
• Steve Jackson's Amadeus (go here for an explanation)
• Talk Like A Pirate Day (from And They Say I've Got Talent) (lyrics)
• Talk Like A Pirate Day (recorded live at PenguiCon 2004, w/special guests Steve Jackson and Luke Ski) (lyrics)
• The Thing In The Crib (text)
• Theme from Boy Genius
• Trans Poly U Fight Song (from And They Say I've Got Talent) (lyrics)
• Waking Up Jedi (from iTom 4.0)
• Werewolf at Guantanamo Bay (an improv from ConSonance 2002)
• Will The Lying Moron (lyrics)
• Worth the Wait (from Sins of Commission)
• A "Moldy Oldie": Domino Death (lyrics)
• A "Moldy Oldie": Starlight and Saxophone (lyrics)
• A "Moldy Oldie": Wish I Couldn't Read Her Mind (lyrics)

Music Videos

Yeah, I still can't believe it either. These are too cool. To download, right-click (Mac users ctrl-click) on the name and select "Save as...".

• Enterprising Man (from the now-unavailable animated video Babylon Park: Grudgematch, directed by Brian Roe) -- 9 MB Quicktime
• Five Years (created by Lance Jackson & John McCaffrey) - 7 MB .avi
• Five Years (created by Lance Jackson & John McCaffrey) - 10-1/2 MB .mpg
• Steve Jackson's Amadeus (created by Lance Jackson) -- 2 MB .swf

TSO e-Greetings

Now you can send free Tom Smith Online e-mail greetings, complete with music and animation! Click here to make someone's day a little more bizarre.

Filk-In-The-Blanks

Just add a few choice words, click on two buttons (one to enter data, one to confirm), and you'll create your very own deranged filk! More coming soon.

• Old McRorschach
• There's a (Blank) in the (Blank)

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