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A.I., A.I., Oh

Words: © 2001 by Tom Smith
Music: "Old MacDonald Had A Farm" (trad.)
I asked my friends, "Isn't this one obvious?" And every one said, "Only to you, Tom. Only to you."

Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.
And in this film was William Hurt, A.I., A.I., oh.
With a "Make a mecha" here, and a "Make a mecha" there,
Here a "Make a", there a "mecha", everywhere a "Make a mecha",
Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.

Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.
And in this film there was a boy, A.I., A.I., oh.
With an "I'm real" here, and an "I'm real" there,
Here an "I'm", there a "real", everywhere an "I'm real",
"Make a mecha" here, "Make a mecha" there,
Here a "Make a", there a "mecha", everywhere a "Make a mecha",
Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.

Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.
And in this film there was a mom, A.I., A.I., oh.
With a "no no" here, and a "yes yes" there,
Here a "no", there a "yes", everywhere a "maybe baby",
"I'm real" here, "I'm real" there,
Here an "I'm", there a "real", everywhere an "I'm real",
"Make a mecha" here, "Make a mecha" there,
Here a "Make a", there a "mecha", everywhere a "Make a mecha",
Stanley Kubrick had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.

(minor chords)
Stanley Kubrick up and died, A.I. was on hold.
Went to Heaven eyes shut wide, A.I. was on hold.
With a "Genius" here, and a "Weirdo" there,
Here a "Gene", there a "Were", who could make this film here?...
Steven Spielberg had a film, A.I. is a "go".

Steven Spielberg had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.
And in this film there was a dream, A.I., A.I., oh.
With "Pinocchio" here, and "Pinocchio" there,
Here a "no", there a "no", everywhere "Pinocchio",
"Teddy bear" here, and a "Teddy bear" there,
Better than Jar Jar, going to the Flesh Fair,
"Gigolo" here, and a "Gigolo" there,
"Hey, Joe, whaddaya know", everywhere a "Gigolo",
Fake ending here, and a fake ending there,
Will he smile? Will he pout?
At last, a film to talk about....

Kubrick and Spielberg had a film, A.I., A.I., oh.


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