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Cat Macros

Words and Music © 2008 by Tom Smith
Released under a Creative Commons Noncommercial ShareAlike License
The magic word, actually, is lolcat. But "cat macros" is perfectly acceptable, and inspired a rhythm I liked. If you are amused by the notion but unfamiliar with the phenomenon, you can find out all about it at I Can Has Cheezburger.

I is a kitty and I has good fun
I is entertaining everyone
Dint used to be an internet icon
Till my mom got a digital Nikon
Now she stalks me round the house
Interrupt when Ize chasin a mouse
Waitin for me to make a silly pose,
Stickin that camera up my nose
Goes to compooter, she starts playin
Makes up something I might be sayin
Upload the pic for all to see,
All her online friends go SQUEEEEE
Cat macros.

So I go cuddlin wit a stuffed bear
Gettin peanut butter all over my hair
Sprawled in a sunbeam, swattin at flies
Trapped in the laundry wit big sad eyes
Lickin at toesies, scratchin at fleas
"I can has cheezeburger, peese?"
Mom still doin her photo shoot,
Good thing my little furry butt is cute
Stickin my nose in an empty dish
Lookin for an invisible fish
I has no idea what you just said
So here's me with a pancake on my head
Cat macros.

Now I is songcat singin this bridge
From my stage on top o' da fridge
I is only two years of age
But I got my own MySpace page
Da silly pictures people wants
But only wit impact fonts
I keep dis up, but for how long?
Oh hi, I transpozed yur song

So I has lyric all my own
Can I has leftover to take home?
I is Emo Kitty, I has angst
I gots yur breakfast, k, thx
Invisible Walrus step on you
No, I has mighty feline fu
Yur full o' win - Yur full o' lose
Last Verse Kitty is not amused
I'm in yur Thai food, nibblin' ginger
I is stealth kitty, bein a ninja
I'm in yur spookhouse, bein a haunt
I'm in yur limburger -- DO NOT WANT!

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