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Dead Potters

Words: © 2004 by Tom Smith
Music: "Dead Puppies" by The Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band

And so it has come to this. You should sing it as much like the original as possible, because, darn it, it's fun to throw all those "dead-dead-dead"s in there.

Dead Potters,
Dead Potters,
Dead Potters aren't much fun.

Mom won't answer when you Owl her,
Dad'll never send a Howler,
Dead Potters aren't much fun.

The Potters died to end the war,
Thanks a heap, Dumbledore,
Dead Potters aren't much fun, no, no, no.

So for Lily, and for James,
Harry will kill He-Who-Mustn't-Be-Named,
Dead Potters aren't much fuh-uh-uh-un.

Dead Potters,
Dead Potters,
Dead Potters aren't much fun.

C'mon, everybody, let 'em hear you in the Astronomy Tower!

Dead Potters,
Dead Potters,
Dead Potters aren't much fun.

One more time, for Lucius Malfoy!

Dead Potters,
Dead Potters,
Dead Potters aren't much fun.

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