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Hung Out? Too Dry

Words and Music: © 2004 by Tom Smith

Part of the 24-Hour Project. Keywords: karaoke, lemonade; style: marching band. And of course it's William Hung.

I went with my friends to the karaoke bar last night,
got up there to sing, but I knew something wasn't right,
I couldn't hit the low notes and I couldn't hit the high,
I felt like Simon Cowell had a thumb pressed on my eye

I sipped my drink remembering too late for what I'd paid,
It wasn't booze or water, but some fresh-squeezed lemonade,
My lips were pursed, my throat closed up, I lost a perfect third,
But still I gamely tried to sing, and this is what they heard:

(closed-lip version of "You Light Up My Life")

I won.

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