Tom Smith Online -- Lyrics By Album




Lyrics: By Album Click here for a list of lyrics in alphabetical order by title. Most Important Note Ever: There may be some differences between lyrics as published on the site and on a recording, or as I sing them in concert. Music is a living organism, and occasionally things change. Who Let Him In Here? (1991) I Want To Be Peter Lorre Curmudgeon's Son Hellraiser Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert 307 Ale Rotten Robin A Boy And His Frog Return Of The King, Uh-Huh Serial Killer Walking Along The Beach... The Worst Job There Is Superman Sex Life Boogie My Unicorn Song PQR (You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet) Domino Death (1994) Domino Death Temperature of Revenge Starlight & Saxophone Divine Irregularity The Really Sick Note Ho! for the Death of Time Sheep Marketing Ploy I Wish I Couldn't Read Her Mind Storm Dancing Operation: Desert Storm Heat of the Blood Plugged (1997) Mand(e)la Bermuda Triangle On-Line Religion Spam Spam Spam Superman Sex Life Boogie Garboo Rocket Ride Psychic Voicemail Hotline Cthulhu Lite FM Tom Smith Disease Falling Free Debasement Tapes (1999) Five Years (click here for annotated lyrics ) Denver Does Elvis Callisto Alien Adventures Honey Glazed Ham (Min)Barette Be Our GOH Seven Drunken Nights In Space ConValescence Sonuva Filk In The Blanks Instant Clinton Barenaked Cockburn On The PC PC 99 Dammit, They're Felt And Legumes DS8 Time Plot Telly Taley Heart 500 Hats Smurfin' Safari Tom Smith And His Digital Acoustic Compilation (1999) I Want To Be Peter Lorre Temperature Of Revenge Hellraiser Starlight & Saxophone A Boy And His Frog Return Of The King, Uh-Huh Mand(e)la Operation: Desert Storm Walking Along The Beach... PQR (You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet) Domino Death Storm Dancing 307 Ale My Unicorn Song Heat Of The Blood Rocket Ride Live At GAFilk (2004) Get Your Asses In Here Domino Death Sister Hazel Plays "Alien Autopsy" Honey-Glazed Ham Divine Irregularity Excerpts from The Rocky Horror Muppet Show Alien Adventures Be Our GOH 500 Hats The Really Sick Note Callisto Time Plot (Aborted) Five Years On-Line Religion Rocket Ride Denver Does Elvis Badgers and Gophers and Squirrels Oh My: The 24-Hour Project (2004) Aluminum Dog Tamales of Death Hung Out? Too Dry Spam in the Street Chevre No Vas Pine Gia-Varnish Badger Pajama Pickled Gopher Is A Little VPTR Okay? Kiowa Timepiece Talking Blues Pizza-Lovin' Squirrels RastaMatrix.com The Feud, The Proud Theme From "Space Squid" Aggressively Cute Wokked Like Any Gypped Chen Strontium Asp A Different Kind of Survivor (I Want My Music On Napster) Hee-Haw Field Earth Twelve Days of Star Wars And They Say I've Got Talent (2004) And They Say I've Got Talent Howie's Norvegian Bluess Happy Conception Day Trans Poly U Fight Song The Illuminati Polka Dark Country The Ballad of Rupert Bullet Time The Great Moonwolf Trap A Dragon's Lullaby Rock Me Amidala Talk Like A Pirate Day Rich Fantasy Lives Denouement Bonus: This Ain't Over Yet Homecoming: MarCon 2005 (2005) Return of the King, Uh-Huh Five Years Crystal Gayle Killed Frank Herbert Smurfin' Safari I Want To Be Peter Lorre One Ring (Excerpt) Redbone Does G&S Badger Pajama Cthulhu Fthagn Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island Talk Like A Pirate Day House At Cthulhu Corner A Boy And His Frog Rainbow Connection Callisto Dead Potters 307 Ale Rocket Ride The Last Hero On Earth (2006) the complete libretto What If? Mad Scientists United The Sinister Cavortings of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III Warning: Wimbledon! The Sinister Sixty Strike Enter The Waffle You Never Call Me By My Real Name Boulevard of Broken Dreams Tears of the Kill-O-Tron Pirate Ninjas From Dino Island The Terror of Sis Boom Ba The Romance of George and Al A Million Light Years From Home Divided Royalties Behold the Crossing Guard When Strikes the Clock Rules of Enragement Hey! Didn't You Die? The Rise and Fall of Sir Wilfred P. Huffelbaggins III With Great Power Comes Great Power Bills Sins Of Commission (2006) Come Be My Love Forever Creatures of the Night A Dragon's Lullaby Felis Draco Kitsune and the Master of Zen Mary Kelly (Radio Edit) The Melody Is You Old Time Movie Romance Piratical Love Slow Dance The Very Secret Diary of Dark Wolf Worth the Wait Y.U.R.T. (Your Un-Resolved [sexual] Tension) iTom 1.0: And So It Begins (2006) I Want My Flying Car Blue Screen of Death Death By Wubbie Can't Get The File To Play Pluto, or The Old God Laments Mythical Frederick Destroyer of Worlds Hey, It's Can(n)on Waterboardin' The Coin-Flip Universe Lars Needs Women Coulrophobia The Here and Now Bonus: Rich Fantasy Lives (w/ Rob Balder) iTom 2.0: Transitions (2007) I Ain't Got Time For The Blues For Us All Hamster Brain So, Thanks Whose Idea Was Bodyhacking Alternate Universe Lost and Found A Pirate Christmas Baby New Year Suit of Armor Dave Take Your Hands Off the Bear Yeah, Yeah, Transitions Bonus: An Ecclesiastes For Rose iTom 3.0: True Love Waits (2007) Stupid Belated Valentine Neckbolt Love Hot Sauce and Ice Cream Dervish Contessa Mechanicsburg Tourism Song Pygmalion 2.0, SP1 Two Guys Kissin (Ruined My Life) True Love Waits "Kidnapped By Pirates" Is Good Wiki of Love Love Thy Neighbor And There Was Dancing Bonus: March of the PenguiCon iTom 4.0: Smith and Legend (2007) Smash the Frickin' Fairies Waking Up Jedi Online Ghost The World Is Against You Blog Like It's the End of the World Sidekick iDon'tCare Everything Is Dangerous Dead Again Wiki Pirates I'm On Firefly Undead Happy Trees (Don't Gotta Be A) Big Star Bonus: Hope Eyrie Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 1 (2008) Tech Support For Dad EULA Dancing Boyfriend Points Hyperspace Cryogenic Insomnia Blues Insert Geek Cliche Here The Most Trusted Man In Nigeria Cat Macros Why I Won't Get You A Beer Spoiler Alert Garlic Is For Lovers CYA Ultimate Ultimate Christmas Bonus: Driving Through Ohio Bonus: Tech Support For Dad (live at Oasis 2007, featuring Tom Smith Sr.) Sins of Commission 2 (2009) Brothers Under the Skin The Brightest Star In My Sky Theme From "Accidental Centaurs" Believe Something's Going On Chort Through the Ages Werewulf (Master of Momitude) Master of the Multiverse Something Positive Leeann Part Of A Heart Everybody Wants A Barb Kate and Jaana Underneath the Fur My Sun, My Moon More Than FuMP: Songs of The FuMP, Vol. 2 (2009) Lumberin' Bunny Stony Peak I Had A Shoggoth Still A Nerd Go Drosophila Go Who The Fuck Is Matt? Zombie Pirates In Love Giant Monster Bad Horse Death Note Redneck Ninjas Cooking For 93 Songwriting Workshop Cast Iron Stomach Could It Be Shplove Rorschach Love Misc. 307 Lite 911 A.I.A.I.O. Ankle Biters Attack of the Clones Ballad of Jek Porkins B.B.B.B.U.S. Bimbo Wizard Blind Lemon Pledge Drive Blues Boxing Helena Circle of Lies Clarion-Around Cthulhu Ctharols Dem Frank Hayes Blues Divine Chili: The Madrigal Dolly Llama Dread Ensign Wesley, The Duct Tape Diva Eight Themes In Search Of A Song Enterprising Man Falling Down Upon The Queen Follow Me (Hamelin Mix) Frog Like Me George and Al Glorious Bugs Hey Frickin Nonny Honeymoon Tonight I Fought The Troll I Just Can't Wait To Beat Ging I Wanna Be A Reducer Inconstant Moon Iron Chef Joe's Soup Last Laugh, The Makeout Dot Com Making Buddha's Hard To Do Mark McGuire MS-Y2K Mucoidal Periodontia My Name Is Torgo NeoChristmas Song, The Norn Queen O Holey Knight One Less Icon At I-Con Passavoys' Picnic, The Pinky-Hontas Political Noise Purple and the Green, The Scarlett Sea Monkeys Suck Shut Up, Pat (Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa) Singled Out Ski-Eating Tree Smells Like Dead Haggis Snip Hits '99 Snip Hits '02 Spank the Monkey Springtime For Sauron Star Wars No. 5 Tacoma Pig, The Take The Ring Through Moria The One, They Are A-Changin' They're Mismanaging Our Satellite Tit That Ate Halftime, The Toothbrush Song, The Toy at the Bottom of the Box Very Dubya Xmas, A Wait In Line What Was I Filking? What Would Fenton Do? Where The Heart Is Who Needs Groundhog Day?
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