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Is A Little VPTR Okay?

Words and Music: © 2004 by Tom Smith

Part of the 24-Hour Project. Keywords: VPTR [virtual pointer], pastrami; style: Big Band.

Where'd you put the pastrami?
It's hangin' right over there,
I can't find the pastrami,
I gave it a VPTR. - Where?

The VPTR is sittin' in front of the cheese,
But where is the cheese? - Look, just follow me, please.
The cheese is in front of the two-day old challah,
Right next to the kishka, And that costs a dollah!

You got a virtual pointer, to hidden pastrami,
Intangible cheese, simulated salami,
Texture-mapped challah and kishka, my friend,
Well, I'm never playing Sim Deli again!

... Hey! Who stole the kishka?

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