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Norn Queen

Words: © 2002 by Tom Smith
Music: "Born Free" by Don Black & John Barry

So, Anne and I were e-mailing each other choices, to wit: "Which of these two (or three) comic-book characters would you want as your Signifigant Other?" I preferred Raven over Starfire, she preferred Batman over Iron Man, you get the idea. When she offered me the choice of Sif or Karnilla, Queen of the Norns (from The Mighty Thor), I said, "Couldn't you make this easy and put in Amora the Enchantress?"

Norn Queen,
Karnilla the hottie,
But your record's spotty
On taking over Asgard.

Odin
Has made you verboten,
And you've never crossed
Over Bifrost
While Heimdall's on guard.

Loki,
An ally so hokey,
And you're at a loss
With each double-cross,
Hey, girl, get a clue.

Norn Queen,
By Balder frustrated,
It's time that you dated
Outside Thor,
Norn Queen!

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