Shut Up, Pat (Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa)
Words: © 2004 by Tom Smith
Music: "Quando Quando Quando (Tell Me More)" as recorded by Englebert
Humperdink
See, Pat Robertson opened his big fat bigoted mouth again. If you really need the details, go here. But the gist of it is that he called the African-American holiday Kwanzaa "an absolute fraud". And I really don't see where it's his business.
Pat Robertson, he doesn't like,
Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa,
He thinks that it should take a hike,
Why do Blacks need a holiday?
Pat says that it is a fraud,
Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa,
'Cause it doesn't worship God
And was made-up anyway!
Give new meaning each day
Make each day last a lifetime
Pat's ticked off 'cause it's not
Bowing down to the man upstairs!
Fox say Christmas under siege,
Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa,
And their mighty Christian liege
Needs defending every day!
Unity, Purpose, Self-determination,
Some wonderful values and prayers,
Creative responsible cooperation,
But Pat doesn't like it? Who cares?
Pat Robertson, he is so droll,
Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa, Kwanzaa,
A holiday he don't control,
Maybe Yule be back someday!
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