Spank the Monkey
Words and Music: © 2001 by Tom Smith
Music: "Shock the Monkey" by Peter Gabriel
Another song written for Ookla's "monkey set" at ConFusion 2001. I might write some more lyrics and record this sometime soon. It appeals to my sense of goofiness.
Cover Girl, really hot.
She'd want me -- maybe not.
I cannot buy this magazine,
'Cause I'm just fourteen!
Cover Girl, fill my dreams.
Ay-ay-iy-ay, I'm funky... chunky... hunky...
Don't you know, I'm gonna
Spank the Monkey.
Flog the bishop, polish the pud,
From my brain has rushed... all of the blood.
I hope, tomorrow, I don't find
I'm hirsute and blind!
No, Mom -- I didn't monkey with my Monkey.
Ay-ay-iy-ay-ay, flirty, dirty, pu-berty,
Don't you know, I wanna
Spank the Monkey.
Yeah, yeah --
Spank the Monkey.
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