The Twelve Days of Star Wars
Words: © 2000 by Tom Smith
Music: "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (trad.)
This song was originally named "The Twelve Days of Star Worz" so that MP3.com would not get twitchy about the legal stuff. They've gone away, and the proper title is back. Another part of the practical joke involving "O Holey Knight", this was quick to write, and the last line became obvious just as I was getting there. I usually sing the first line like Jar Jar, which freaks out the room mightily.
On the first day of Star Wars, my true love
gave to me
A pod racer in a pear tree.
On the second day of Star Wars, Artoo Deetoo said
to me,
"Beedle beedle boop"
And a pod racer in a pear tree.
On the third day of Star Wars, a robot said to me,
"Three-pio,"
"Beedle beedle boop,"
And a pod racer in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Star Wars, Darth Vader said
to me,
"The Force is strong in this one,"
"Three-pio,"
"Beedle beedle boop,"
And a pod racer in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Star Wars, Chewbacca said to me:
"GRONNK GRONK-GRONK GRONNNK!"
"Force is strong in this one,"
"Three-pio,"
"Beedle beedle boop,"
And a pod racer in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Star Wars, George Lucas said
to me,
"There'll be six episodes,"
"GRONNK GRONK-GRONK GRONNNK!"...
On the seventh day of Star Wars, Luke Skywalker said
to me,
"I'm savin' both my friends,"
"Six episodes"...
On the eighth day of Star Wars, the Emperor said
to me,
"Your hate will make you strong,"
"Savin' both my friends"...
On the ninth day of Star Wars, young Anakin said
to me,
"I'm nine but I'm mature,"
"Hate will make you strong"...
On the tenth day of Star Wars, Amidala said to me,
"Wait ten more years,"
"Nine but I'm mature"...
On the eleventh day of Star Wars, Obi-Wan said to
me,
"We're a-leavin' Tatooine,"
"Ten more years"...
On the twelfth day of Star Wars, Yoda said to me:
"Mm-MMMmmm! Backwards teach you to sing, I have!"
"A-leavin' Tatooine,"
"Ten more years,"
"Nine but I'm mature,"
"Hate will make you strong,"
"Savin' both my friends,"
"Six episodes,"
"GRONNK GRONK-GRONK GRONNNK!"
"Force is strong in this one,"
"Three-pio,"
"Beedle beedle boop,"
And a pod racer in a pear tree!
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