Wokked Like Any Gypped Chen
Words and Music: © 2004 by Tom Smith
Part of the 24-Hour Project. Keywords: pink, tofu; style: Frank Zappa.
Owww, it's a white turd got into my kitchen,
No, that's some bean curd, I better stop bitchin'.
(got the bean curd) Get it into my wok,
(got the bean curd) Someone turn back the clock.
(got the bean curd) Get it into my wok,
(got the bean curd) Someone turn back the clock.
(got the bean curd) Get it into my wok,
(got the bean curd) Someone turn back the clock.
(got the bean curd) Get it into my wok,
(got the bean curd) Someone turn back the clock.
(got the bean curd) Get it into my wok,
(got the bean curd) Someone turn back the clock.
I got... sixty minutes, got to make a good
stir fry
Got fifty minutes, this sashimi is dry,
Got forty minutes, and my rice is too sticky,
Got thirty minutes, want my cute assistant...
to give me a quicky (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww)
A hickie quicky (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww)
While we're both cookin' it's tricky (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww)
C'mon, honey, right here on the... cheek (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww)
Everything in this dish is the right flavor,
you know,
But the colors are wrong, gimme a splash of merlot,
I'll splash it on the tofu, which now blushes like a rose,
At least I've got a chance, Kaga would've turned up his nose
At a white turd (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww....)
At a white turd (dew dew dew dew dew dewwwwww....)